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Cartoons, Courthouses, & SJPC

Cartoons, Courthouses, & SJPC

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Cartoons, Courthouses, & SJPC

Humorous greeting cards, written once upon a time. Roll over expanded images for captions and publishers.

Happy Birthday...

Dad, I'll never forget how uncomfortable you were talking about the birds and the bees...

After another fast-paced day in the workplace, Suzanne decides to take some time to stop and stomp the roses.

It's amazing.. we've been friends for such a long time, and I've never once doubted your loyalty.

Acquaintances may come and go, but friendships endure.

It's so nice to get a letter from you...

Happy birthday to a great bother.

I'm sorry! I'll never do it again!

On your 21st Birthday, remember, there's a lot to be said for moderation.

Postgraduate Crib Notes

Things have been unusually hectic at work lately.

Upon lengthy consideration, Mary could only conclude that children should come with a Surgeon General's warning.

As Mildred aged, her definition of lingerie broadened considerably.

Don't you wish life were like the soaps, and you could send your children upstairs...

Make sure to appoint a designated driver for your birthday celebration...

To my brother. Our family enjoys the simple things in life.

On your way to getting better, remember, lots of liquids and plenty of rest.

I can't believe it's our anniversary again, but you know what they say...

Cheer up! It's not the end of the world.

You may be sick, but look on the bright side...

I never can remember if it's "starve a cold and feed a fever" or the other way around.

For a whole week I bake pies. On Thanksgiving, I get up at 5 a.m. to start the turkey and stuffing. Then I'm up till midnight washing dishes. There's no doubt about it...

On the morning after celebrating your birthday you'll wake up a different person...

I miss you more than anyone has missed anyone else in the history of the world...

Don't blow your diet on your birthday. Have a shake for breakfast, a shake for lunch...

Happy birthday from both of us.

Women of the 90's don't get older.

Happy birthday, Sis...

We're afraid it's bad news...

You're more than a brother...

I know my life seems like one crisis after another, but that's just not true!

Pople put so much emphasis on age these days...

I'm so glad you're my friend.

Good Bye! Life without you will be almost unbearable

Hey!! What's that perfume you're wearing?

Happy Birthday, Sister. You're not getting older...

My love for you grows stronger every day...

Congratulations on your new home. I'm sure it's tres chic.

On Valentine's Day, I always wish for a storybook romance...

On our anniversary, I love you even more than I did yesterday, but less than I will tomorrow.

Another year older...

Come as you aren't costume party

I know a lot of men hit a mid-life crisis around your age, Dad. Is that going to happen to you?

I'm not going to tell you getting older is a bitch...

I'll write just as soon as something exciting happens around here.

Happy birthday, Dad, from your favorite kid.

Being my friend isn't always a day at the beach.

It's your birthday?! Get Outta Town!

(Man with Hula Hoop)

It's your birthday, so eat, drink, and be merry.

I heard you're getting hitched to the love of your life...

Congratulations on your new home!

Would it help any if I said I was sorry?

His, Hers, Moocher's

Congratulations on your new home! You'll have to have us over for dinner...

A friend like you is a rare find.

I'm glad you found Mr. Right

When you're not feeling well, there's nothing like a little TLC...

Even after all the years that we've been friends...

Happy Secretaries Day...

Congratulations on your wedding...

It's nice having someone like you to discuss life's most serious questions with...

So many things have changed since we were young.

Your marriage means a lot to me! After all, I'm not losing a friend...

You're my friend, and I would have gotten you a birthday present, but it was "that time of the month..."

On your birthday, don't be ashamed of your age. You should be thankful.

I don't know what the chances of finding a friend like you are...

Congratulations Congratulations Congratulations

People put so much emphasis on age these days...

Don't let this 30th birthday thing get you down. It's only a phase you're going through. It'll pass...

Secretaries Day Around the World

Happy birthday, son. We're your parents.

Well, I guess this is it...

At first we did't believe you were really sick...

Never lie about your age except in an emergency.

Your birthday is one of those few days in the year when you get lots of attention...

I think you owe me a letter.

Now passing Youth. Middle age next 3 exits.

Our friendship is strong enough to withstand flood, pestilence...

In no time you'll be up and about and feeling lke your same old self again...

I don't have to tell you you're a year older...

Happy birthday, Mom. May all your wishes come true...

Happy birthday, Dad, from your favorite kid.

Happy birthday. You've got a great life, you look wonderful, and your health is good...

I don't send birthday cards to everyone in the family...

Sally took certain precautionary measures whenever she got behind the wheel.

If I gave you a terrific expensive present for your birthday you'd just open it, throw up your hands and say 'Oh, you shouldn't have...'

So you're sick. It's not like you're going to die or anything...

I believe you've lost weight since your last birthday...

You're 30. I'm Not.

Hugo Black
Natchez Trace
Great River Road
Santana
Cloud Bike
Tracer Bullitt
Old Spanish Trail
Mobius Trip

Words To Live By

Paul Flemming . Thomasville Georgia